Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Scene 1 (a.k.a. the funniest conversation in movie history)
- Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land.
- Guard 1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
- Arthur: Not at all, they could be carried.
- Guard 1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?
- Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
- Guard 1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
- Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
- Guard 1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
- Arthur: Please!
- Guard 1: Am I right?
- Arthur: I'm not interested!
- Guard 2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
- Guard 1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point.
- Guard 2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
- Arthur: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
- Guard 1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory.
- Guard 2: Oh, yeah...
- Guard 1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
- Guard 2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together?
- Guard 1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
- Guard 2: Well, simple! They'd just use a standard creeper!
- Guard 1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
- Guard 2: Well, why not?
Mathematical breakdown of Pizza
(thanks to Melbourne University Mathematics and Statistics Society)
Source: ilovecharts
Real Madrid logos for iPhone and iPad
I noticed there weren’t any great Real Madrid logos on Cydia so I made some. They are geared towards retina devices but I have included logos for pre-retina devices (which do not look that good, to be honest). Of course, your device has to be jailbroken and you will need the excellent Zeppelin tweak to use them. I’ve tested the logos on iPod Touch 4G (5.1.1), iPad 3 (5.1.1) and iPhone 3GS (5.0.1).
Set includes:
- Real Madrid logo
- Real Madrid text logo
- Real Madrid retro (1902-1908) logo
- Real Madrid (1931-1941) retro
How to download
- I have submitted the package to the ModMyI repo. You’ll find it by searching for “Real Madrid logos for Zeppelin”in Cydia (don’t forget to refresh sources if you can’t see it!).
- If you want to do it manually, here’s a zip file you can extract to /Library/Zeppelin via SSH or apps like iFunbox or iExplorer.
The Rains of Castamere (Written by George R. R. Martin, performed by The National)
Source: SoundCloud / SubZer0
Game of Thrones, S02E09
- Varys: I'm not entirely sure what you're suggesting.
- Tyrion: I'm entirely sure you're entirely sure what I'm suggesting.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
LINKIN PARK - LIES GREED MISERY.
A bit too dubstep-y for my taste but it’s growing on me.
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