May 2012
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Scene 1 (a.k.a....
Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land.
Guard 1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Arthur: Not at all, they could be carried.
Guard 1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?
Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
Guard 1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
Guard 1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
Arthur: Please!
Guard 1: Am I right?
Arthur: I'm not interested!
Guard 2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
Guard 1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point.
Guard 2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
Arthur: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
Guard 1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory.
Guard 2: Oh, yeah...
Guard 1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
Guard 2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together?
Guard 1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
Guard 2: Well, simple! They'd just use a standard creeper!
Guard 1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
Guard 2: Well, why not?
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Real Madrid logos for iPhone and iPad
I noticed there weren’t any great Real Madrid logos on Cydia so I made some. They are geared towards retina devices but I have included logos for pre-retina devices (which do not look that good, to be honest). Of course, your device has to be jailbroken and you will need the excellent Zeppelin tweak to use them. I’ve tested the logos on iPod Touch 4G (5.1.1), iPad 3 (5.1.1) and...
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Game of Thrones, S02E09
Varys: I'm not entirely sure what you're suggesting.
Tyrion: I'm entirely sure you're entirely sure what I'm suggesting.
LINKIN PARK - LIES GREED MISERY.
A bit too...
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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Irene: What do you do?
Driver: I drive.
WatchMusic video: Linkin Park - BURN IT DOWN
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Person of Interest, S01E23
Reese: Here, have some chocolate.
Turring: Will these help produce to an adrenaline response?
Reese: No, but they taste good.
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November 2010
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Facebook Tests Smaller Font In News Feed, Users... →
parislemon:
This is pretty hilarious. I mean, how does Facebook not realize at this point that people are going to throw an absolutely shit-fit no matter what they change?
They could slightly alter the huge of the blue and people would be holding up banks.
The price of success is that you’re basically not allowed to change anything.
October 2010
4 posts
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“I’ve always been mad, I know I’ve been mad, like the
most of...”
– Roger Waters
It’s a spoken part of the opening track, Speak to Me, of Pink Floyd’s legendary The Dark Side of the Moon.
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September 2010
10 posts
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“When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead… True story!”
– Neil Patrick Harris
This quote is from How I Met Your Mother. I don’t watch the show (I’ve always wanted to but never had the time) but it does apply to me. :P
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August 2010
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I'm officially addicted to my phone.
Teacher: Bring your copybook, please.
Me: Okay... *yawn*
Teacher: Why haven't you copied anything today?
Me: Because I was sleeping.
Teacher: Why were you sleeping?
Me: Because I had no credit on my mobile.
Teacher: Oh, I see.
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Marco.org: A smartphone retrospective →
This is what high-end smartphones looked like in 2007: Smartphones were an established consumer-electronics market with devices that people thought were pretty cool, but often frustrating and with serious shortcomings and design flaws. Then this happened: Other manufacturers had…
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Lestrade: I gotta find this Golem character.
Sherlock: You'll never find him but I know a man who can.
Lestrade: Who?
Sherlock: Me.
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How many countries have you traveled to?
14: China, Egypt, England, India, Jordan, Malaysia, Morocco, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Spain, Syria, Thailand, Turkey & U.A.E. :)
Ask me anything. I may (or may not) reply. :P
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Brother: I want to eat some Chinese and some Indian today.
Me: You...freaking...cannibal.
Brother: Oh, shut up.
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July 2010
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Minimalist Album Covers - Flickr →
This set is absolutely brilliant.